Move Your Crap!

I can't stand when I am in a place with limited walking space and someone feels the need to put their crap in the aisle. How rude is that? There is an individual in one of my classes who does this, and all I wasn't to do is yell "move your crap out of my way before I throw it in the trash!" I know that may seem harsh, but seriously how self absorbed can one person be? I have enough trouble not tripping/ falling in a wide open hallway with only me in it! I don't need someone making my fight against gravity any harder.
-Best Wishes and Glitter Kisses

I Found the Stairs

Picture this I wake up from a long nap on a warm California summer day, I decide that I am going to join the rest of my family downstairs. I drag myself out of bed open the door and prepare to walk down the stairs. Somewhere between preparing to walk down the stairs and walking down the stairs the execution didn't go as planned... All I remember is making it to the door wiping the cole from my eye, taking one step towards the stairs and the next thing I know I'm looking at my ankles or my butt I can't remember which body part I was getting an unintended better view of. After several confusing seconds I made it to the bottom of the stairs with a loud thud, of course not a loud enough thud for anyone to see what went wrong. I picked myself up and hobbled into the living room to explain how I found the stairs.

Blame It on Mom

By now we all know my feet don't listen to  me so when I managed to make it through a family outing without so much a missed step ( that's a stretch of the truth after all this is me I tripped more than a time or two) but the point is I went out and I didn't make a spectacle of myself ... that is until it was time to go home. Outside of a CD store my mother, some other members of my family, and I were headed to the car when my mother decided to pass me some bags. She reached forward I reached back while still walking just as my hands connected with the bags I decide to give my old friend Mr. concrete a kiss. My mother and I both know I tripped but none of my family believed us, they all thought my mother had pushed me onto the floor! America she didn't push me, my friend and I were just saying hello.

Disagreement with Gravity

Walking has always been a challenge for me, if I even look at the ground too hard I'll be on it. I like to say gravity and I disagree on the fact that I belong upright and not eating the pavement. Which means by now I should know that if I can fall looking at the ground I shouldn't be on wheels of any kind...
 
I am in a bright pink cast sitting in the backseat of my car sitting between crutches and a knee scooter. I haven't been out in quite a while because moving around is a task, so getting out of the house is nice even if it's only to Dollar Tree. We arrive to Dollar Tree and my mother opens my door to hand me my crutches. I fall several times before I am able to get my footing much to the enjoyment of some man who is watching and laughing while my embarrassed mother helps me up. I have my footing and hop to the front door, which if you've never been on crutches is a lot of work so I was happy to see that my mother also carried my knee scooter along so I wouldn't have to hop the whole time.
 I had decided to sit on my knee scooter instead of putting my knee in it because I felt I had less of a chance to get into an accident that way (I was wrong). I had managed to ride around the whole store without hitting one thing so I figured I could go a little faster to make it to the checkout line. While flying down the aisle I felt like Wonder Woman cape and all, even when I saw I needed to turn to reach my destination I thought "I can do that" so I made a sharp right turn with a huge smile on my face that is until I fell off the knee scooter taking down two display racks before hitting the floor! The best part of the whole thing was looking up and seeing all of these astonished people laughing at me while I was falling and then the look on my mother's face when she see's that all the commotion is because her daughter is on the floor covered in key chains -Best Wishes and Glitter Kisses

Sing Along

You know the song swimming pools by Kendrick Lamar? Pour up drank, head shot, drank. Yeah well I have  my own version , it goes a little something like this...

Walking, trip, hot guy, I slipped, did he see me? no, but he heard the loud thud sound I made trying not to fall. Great!

Grammy award winning song don't you think?

-Best Wishes and Glitter Kisses